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same shit different toilet
same shit different toilet by ConanSBC August 24, 2019
same shit different smell
Reference to two items or concepts that are fundamentally similar, but may have variations in aesthetics or style
same shit different smell by PJZHONGSHU October 22, 2013
same shit different day
SSDD would be the acronym. The words means that you're doing the same stuff you did previous, but on different day.
Army buddy: So what are we going to do today?
Army buddy 2: same shit different day.
Army buddy: That's just great.
Army buddy 2: same shit different day.
Army buddy: That's just great.
same shit different day by weegeebeegee March 6, 2011
Same shit, different assholes
When you expect things to be better with a new person and they turn out not to be. Usually the person is a politician, a new boss, or a new boyfriend.
"So much for the promised change. I was sure Obama would be the one."
"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."
"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."
Same shit, different assholes by petetoth January 5, 2010
Same Shit Different Day
Person 1: What you been up to
Me: Oh you know the Same Shit Different Day
Person 2: That is peak bro
Me: Oh you know the Same Shit Different Day
Person 2: That is peak bro
Same Shit Different Day by Svirgo19 January 14, 2020
same shit different toilet
same shit different toilet by chrisbrownslover May 13, 2011
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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