Definitions by petetoth

Same shit, different assholes 

When you expect things to be better with a new person and they turn out not to be. Usually the person is a politician, a new boss, or a new boyfriend.

"So much for the promised change. I was sure Obama would be the one."

"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."

Same shit, different assholes by petetoth January 5, 2010

MOAD

The Mother Of All Depressions. The biggest Depression ever.

It's no recession. It's a depression. In fact it's The MOAD!

MOAD by petetoth March 20, 2009

Spasiba 

"Thank You" in Russian without the funny Cyrillic writing.

- Would you care for some Vodka, Sergey?

- Spasiba, I would love some!

Spasiba by petetoth March 17, 2009

Jesus-cheap

Something so cheap you say "Jesus!"

Jesus! Twelve bucks for that? That's Jesus-cheap!

Jesus-cheap by petetoth March 16, 2009