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Sam’d
When a clueless educated person try’s to work on something they are unqualified to work on, gets in over there own head and leaves there mess for someone else to fix!
Sam’d by Deerhunter76 November 7, 2023
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Sam’d • Sam Day • Sam Dean • sam dick • Sam durkin • Sam’d Out • Sam Dalton • Sam Dana • Sam Dance • Sam Danger
Sam'd
The act of being ''Sam'd'' occurs when travelling to a foreign country and following happens:
You get ripped off by the locals by being lured into a lucrative deal then being overly charged, most commonly in markets or beggars.
An unlucky moment happen that would only happen in not your homeland.
IDIOT
You get ripped off by the locals by being lured into a lucrative deal then being overly charged, most commonly in markets or beggars.
An unlucky moment happen that would only happen in not your homeland.
IDIOT
Sam'D
to be flying turkey slapped across the face with a mildy aroused shlong
the fact that the person who has Sam'D you has a penis or not is irrelevant
the fact that the person who has Sam'D you has a penis or not is irrelevant
person 1:i got Sam'D at work by my boss, all of my co-workers, some chick with big jugs down the street, the policeman who pulled me over and even our dog just now as i walked in the door
person 2:wow sounds like you had one hell of a day
person 1:yea i did...so why are you getting your half erect penis out just now and licking your lips?
person 2:no reason...hey man why don't you close your eyes and i'll give you a surprise
person 2:wow sounds like you had one hell of a day
person 1:yea i did...so why are you getting your half erect penis out just now and licking your lips?
person 2:no reason...hey man why don't you close your eyes and i'll give you a surprise
Sam'd
Being the perfect level of intoxicated. Being so high that everything you see, touch, hear, feel is absolutely amazing. nothing makes you feel bad and everyone is your friend. Usually happens after smoking a party's worth of dope to yourself. Not to be confused with being Mat'd.
Sam'd by Grand Master Kush March 4, 2011
Sam’d Out
When you drink hard and fast, calling everyone else a pussy and then proceed to pass out and sleep for the next 12hrs. Typically, you are unresponsive and cannot be moved.
Can be used in difference tenses.
Can be used in difference tenses.
“Where did Sam go? He was chugging beers like no tomorrow and calling everyone else a loser”
“I found him on the sofa, he’s Sam’d out”
“Ahh man, just leave him there. I stuck things up his nose and he still didn’t wake up”
“I found him on the sofa, he’s Sam’d out”
“Ahh man, just leave him there. I stuck things up his nose and he still didn’t wake up”
Sam’d Out by MozzaBacon April 13, 2019
sam haynes'd
Any one person to be hit in the face with any object exceeding five pounds. Sustain serious injury to face and or other extremities.
sam haynes'd by luggie April 8, 2010
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