person 1:i got Sam'D at work by my boss, all of my co-workers, some chick with big jugs
down the street, the
policeman who pulled me over and even our dog just now as i walked in the door
person 2:wow sounds like you had one hell of a day
person 1:yea i did...so why are you getting your half erect penis out just now and licking your lips?
person 2:no reason...hey man
why don't you close your eyes and i'll give you a surprise