When a clueless educated person try’s to work on something they are unqualified to work on, gets in over there own head and leaves there mess for someone else to fix!
to be flying turkey slapped across the face with a mildy aroused shlong
the fact that the person who has Sam'D you has a penis or not is irrelevant
person 1:i got Sam'D at work by my boss, all of my co-workers, some chick with big jugs down the street, the policeman who pulled me over and even our dog just now as i walked in the door
person 2:wow sounds like you had one hell of a day
person 1:yea i did...so why are you getting your half erect penis out just now and licking your lips?
person 2:no reason...hey man why don't you close your eyes and i'll give you a surprise
Being the perfect level of intoxicated. Being so high that everything you see, touch, hear, feel is absolutely amazing. nothing makes you feel bad and everyone is your friend. Usually happens after smoking a party's worth of dope to yourself. Not to be confused with being Mat'd.
GUY 1: Dude! Did you see Jake and Cody last night?
When you drink hard and fast, calling everyone else a pussy and then proceed to pass out and sleep for the next 12hrs. Typically, you are unresponsive and cannot be moved.
Can be used in difference tenses.
“Where did Sam go? He was chugging beers like no tomorrow and calling everyone else a loser”
“I found him on the sofa, he’s Sam’d out”
“Ahh man, just leave him there. I stuck things up his nose and he still didn’t wake up”