2 definitions by luggie

Any one person to be hit in the face with any object exceeding five pounds. Sustain serious injury to face and or other extremities.
person 1- woahh!!! watch out.
person 2- OUCHHHHHHHHHHHH!
person 3- she just got sam haynes'd
by luggie April 8, 2010
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a young man-child, that smokes up cigars, stutters, and tells very tall-tales. Runs intos peoples house's using phones, computers, etc.
you just got hit by stuttering tom.
by luggie February 7, 2010
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