Salty C 

When you ejaculate into an asshole, add salt and lime, and then giving them a rim job. Have a hot of tequila after

Damn bro, I thought margaritas were good until i tried a Salty C

Salty C by Captian C November 30, 2021

Salty C 

When you ejaculate into an asshole, add salt and lime, and then giving them a rim job. Have a shot of tequila after

Damn bro, I thought margaritas were good until i tried a Salty C

Salty C by Captian C November 30, 2021

Salty Chocolate Milk

n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.

Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"

John - "Gross"

Salty Chocolate Milk by Chunk Norris August 17, 2012

Salty Churro 

A salty solution left on a man's penis that may be invisible to the naked eye from events such as 1) a long, hot training session 2. Reminisce of sperm after masturbating, or 3) an unannounced premature ejaculation upon oral sex.

After a long training session John went home and gave his wife a salty churro.

Or

Betty was talking to her friend Marie and said, "last night Dan gave me a salty churro".

Or

After a long ride, Andrew arrived to a dinner party and thought he'd be generous by offering the guests a salty churro.

Salty Churro by saltychurro March 7, 2013

salty chip 

A salty chip is when a male is not adequately hydrated, and has consensual sex with a woman. Just before he reaches sweet, sweet climax, he pulls his unprotected phallus out of her vagina and sprays ejaculate over her body. This semen is quite salty, due to the dehydration the male is experiencing. After it dries on her body, the salty ejaculate is eaten by both the male and female as a tasty treat to be enjoyed after wonderful intercourse.

*pulls up to the car in front of him at a Chiles to-go pick up station*
"Excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as I am visibly aroused. Would you like to share a salty chip with me?"
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
"Dad?" She exclaims.

salty chip by themaskedrider July 8, 2017

salty cuban 

Male ejaculating on the face of passed-out partners face, then applying partners shaved pubic hair to aforementioned semen. The resulting combination of seamen and pubic hair to resemble a Cuban exile arriving in Florida after a extended time on the ocean.

Last night I gave her a "Salty Cuban"

salty cuban by millboy May 31, 2013

Salty Cowboy 

The oral act of licking sweat from a cowboys nut sack to his asshole, with specific consideration for the chode, after a tough day in the saddle.

"Courtney gave me a Salty Cowboy, after I fixed her porch".

Salty Cowboy by Jcover May 23, 2014