salooney 

A person who goes out of their way to be an idiot or mess things up.

Did you hear about Holden? He is such a salooney.

salooney by bigsmooth55 December 22, 2021

Dirty Salooney

The act of taking a whisky shot out of a girls asshole

Emily let me do a dirty salooney off of her

Dirty Salooney by bigsmooth55 December 22, 2021

Salooned 

You are in the first state of being jammed by booze. You are smiling, being social and fits at this stage of intoxication in a saloon, you can probably have a normal conversation with people, but you are 1 step up from being totally sober and normal.

"HOLY shit, he is in the right mood that guy, he is salooned"

Salooned by Night2012 November 13, 2009

Salooey 

An act of tomfoolery so nefarious and silly it doesn't even have a word for it in the dictionary, making its existence only known in slang form

"Dude! I just did a NEFARIOUS salooey last night!"

"I wish I was as cool as you, then I could do all the salooeys I ever wanted."

Salooey by Anxxyo April 29, 2025