Salmonitis

When your body swells uncontrollably due to, to much ingestion of salmon

Briget has salmonitis

Salmonitis by Shaninandtickles May 7, 2019

Salmonite 

Any man who hates his own gender and believes that women, or anything female or feminine in nature is superior to men, or anything masculine or male. They think men are virtually worthless, abnormal weirdos with no character. They may go to somewhat extreme measures by threatening men who dare say anything contrary to their beliefs.

Kevin believes that women are perfect and can do no wrong. When another man in his ward got in an argument with a young woman and called her on her wrong doing and rude behavior, he got very angry and sent the young man to his office. Mr. Salmon proceeded to threaten to rip out the young man's throat if he didn't stop and even called the police. He banished the young man from the ward after berating him, and never wanted to see him again. That ward is infected with a salmonite bishop.

Salmonite by BHart October 19, 2008

Salmontes 

Salmontes, the boi who's awesome, and is a great friend to have. His personality is great, and he makes you laugh so much. He has a great taste in football (soccer) teams, and honestly is one of the best streamers on Twitch - you can check out his streams on Twitch.TV, just look up Salmontes1021 and give this boi a follow. He's gonna be partnered soon!

Salmontes, more like salmon boi with a trash football team.

Salmontes by xBungleBee June 30, 2018

Simonitis 

(1) The act of converting a formally planned project with approved documentation and structure into something that now resembles the innards of tin of Heinz Spaghetti.

(2) The abililty to write a complete sentence of drivel without punctuation or in any particular order, and send it out to a large audience within ones organisation.

(3) Acute Simonitis is the ability to write such a sentence defined in (2) and then to further produce a second diatribe to a slightly different but equally large audience, with the second diatribe completely at odds with the first.

(a) An example of simonitis in action: "So is was what happen to the next phase before the delivery in effect what is going to be late and no changes, is thats okay ?"

(b) An example of simonitis in action: "As part of the end of project closure for the end of the project, where going to bring the en tyre project team to a rendishun by Crosby Stills and Young and Nash and Young. And Stills."

(c) An example of a previous sufferer of the end result of simonitis: "Are we in agreement about the next phase of the project, or do you want to Simonize that ?"

Simonitis by frankbones February 10, 2007

samsonitis

A disease of owning a "Rock" or a Samsung device

People who own rocks have samsonitis.

samsonitis by Samsungsucks69 February 28, 2016

Salmonfishism

anyone in this religion has a dick larger than a ducks

the salmonfishism and glennism are at war one has big cocks the other 0 pussy

Salmonfishism by waltis123 September 30, 2021

Salmonilia 

When your hands get covered in raw chicken, mayonnaise and Doritos they could be Salmonilia-ish.

Don't lick the Doritos off your hands, they could be Salmonilia.

Salmonilia by Princeofdarkness95 September 20, 2022