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sales tax 

That thing foreigners complain about when shopping in the US.
“Why does the tag say $15 but it rings up as $15.75?”
“Yeah, that’s because of sales tax.”
Another way for the government to rob you.

Fun fact: not all US states have sales tax
Gee I just hate that the price on the tag doesn’t match up at the register.”
“Move to New Hampshire! They don’t have sales tax!”
sales tax by devweth April 14, 2020

Sales-Tax Hoe 

On a scale of 1-10, ten being a dime, this girl is below a one.

usually a .8-.9 rating. Basically she can not look any worse.
Mike - "You see that huge ass chick?"

Erik- "yeah dude she's gross, that's like a one"

Mike - "no that was not even a one, that's a sales-tax hoe"
Sales-Tax Hoe by ErikDavis April 19, 2011

Asian sales tax 

Money added when using a debt card at a convenience store.
The mini mart charges a 30 cent asian sales tax when I use my debt card.
Asian sales tax by Steel Fab January 18, 2019

New Hampshire Sales Tax 

Money stolen by a prostitute after her john has already paid her for her services.

So named because New Hampshire has no sales tax. This term was coined by an unlucky customer who stated "I knew they must have gotten it somewhere."
After I passed out that bitch took her New Hampshire Sales Tax.
New Hampshire Sales Tax by gothhenge September 22, 2004

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026