Sales Tax 

(n) Money pick-pocketed by the government.

Fred: Why is it that every time I visit the store, I feel like my pocket gets picked?

Wilma: That's the sales tax, dear. The government can do it legally. But if a pickpocket does it, he goes to prison.

Sales Tax by 1nfid3l June 24, 2011

sales tax 

That thing foreigners complain about when shopping in the US.
“Why does the tag say $15 but it rings up as $15.75?”
“Yeah, that’s because of sales tax.”
Another way for the government to rob you.

Fun fact: not all US states have sales tax

“Gee I just hate that the price on the tag doesn’t match up at the register.”
“Move to New Hampshire! They don’t have sales tax!”

sales tax by devweth April 14, 2020

Sales-Tax Hoe 

On a scale of 1-10, ten being a dime, this girl is below a one.

usually a .8-.9 rating. Basically she can not look any worse.

Mike - "You see that huge ass chick?"

Erik- "yeah dude she's gross, that's like a one"

Mike - "no that was not even a one, that's a sales-tax hoe"

Sales-Tax Hoe by ErikDavis April 19, 2011

Asian sales tax 

Money added when using a debt card at a convenience store.

The mini mart charges a 30 cent asian sales tax when I use my debt card.

Asian sales tax by Steel Fab January 18, 2019

New Hampshire Sales Tax 

Money stolen by a prostitute after her john has already paid her for her services.

So named because New Hampshire has no sales tax. This term was coined by an unlucky customer who stated "I knew they must have gotten it somewhere."

After I passed out that bitch took her New Hampshire Sales Tax.

New Hampshire Sales Tax by gothhenge September 22, 2004

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020