Salamafied 

The act of becoming so baked you become trapped within your own mind. The individual will usually become so zombified they become more lost than last years easter egg. Sometimes resulting in the individual demanding salami for sustenance and not shutting the hell up.

Dude...I got salamafied last night. Those edibles were so strong. Wait, maybe it was because I ate the entire carton.

Salamafied by quayside September 18, 2018

shamafied 

Verb, to hook up with someone. Also to simply own someone.

Jenny and jake hooked up. After, Jenny says.....
Jenny- you've just been shamafied!

Also

Jenny karate chops Eliza and says....
Jenny- you've just been shamafied

shamafied by JENAYNAYindaville March 3, 2008

salemified 

The art of downpitching pop songs, putting a couple of heavy synths on it, and mixing it with some heavy warm echoing effects to make it dramatically depressing but joyfull to listen to when you are a hipster.

Originally invented by Salem, a male prostitute that is using this technique on every song he makes. Thus calling it salemifying of songs.

Not only is Salem hated by evey reviewer for his easy but sophisticated approach, he also created a tiny cult of bedroom-producers who try to recreate his sound, but often fail miserably due to the lack of experience in gay prostitution.

how the critics respond to salemified tracks: "Salem is an example of a shit producer, we as reviewers are jelly that he is semi-populair with downpitching songs, everyone with half a brain can do this! . rating: 1 out of 10"

salemified by anon-chan November 1, 2012

shamafied 

Verb, to hook up with someone. Also to simply own someone.

Jenny and Jake hooked up. After, Jenny says.....
Jenny- you've just been shamafied!

Also

Meghan karate chops Eliza and says....
Meghan- you've just been shamafied

shamafied by JENAYNAYindaville March 3, 2008

salamified

To pwn someone so hard in Gears of War, that they revert to a life of solitude and salami binging.

Dude, you should have seen me, I salamified the host with the gnasher shotgun!

salamified by Son of Dick February 3, 2009

sexamafied

When someone is made to look more sexy.

Look at Stacey gettin all sexamafied.

sexamafied by Popeye Steve June 2, 2011

mergel-gunder-salamanted

To be trapped alone in a meeting with multiple bosses, supervisors or coworkers.

As soon as I turned in my status report I was mergle-gunder-salamanated.

mergel-gunder-salamanted by netteach March 14, 2003