Salali

A extremely intelligent, very sweet, absolute hilarious dork. They have a very bright personality and very good at expressing how they feel on a problem and doesn't discrimate or judge anyone for what they believe, a very accepting person. Rough exterior but when you get to know them you'll be so sad not everyone can experience the pleasure this person brings to your life. Obviously they have extremely gorgeous eyes and absolutely lovely lips, an amazing ass and is super fit. Salali is someone who is easily your true love, if you find one that isn't tied down then it's your time. But that will be hard, they few there are must be taken with how perfect they are.

Damn.. they are so cool.. I wish I was friends

with a Salali like that.

by Strawbug November 20, 2023

salabim

Molestation of young children whilst eating salad

Man that child is about to be "salabim"ed

by Sim sim March 9, 2017

Salami Monger

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese

“Yo is he circumcised”
“Nah he’s a salami monger”

by Guy what August 21, 2020

Black Salami

A black man with an extremely large penis, who can literally fuck himself.

"Look at the size of his cock"
"That's why they call him Black Salami"

by johnhomone April 7, 2015

Salahi

When someone shows up at an event without an official invitation from the host(s).

"I can't believe she didn't invite me to her party after 5 years of friendship! I'm going to Salahi it, that'll show her."

"Let's Salahi that sold-out concert; no one will ever notice us in the crowd anyway."

Coworker: "Want to meet up with some of us before the holiday party to see some old friends?"
Former coworker: "The holiday party is that night?? Maybe I'll Salahi that!"

by blueiris17 December 2, 2009

salacious

a sophisticated way to say sleazy; sexual in a vulgar or overdone way.

“Mr. Thomas, my good man, are you still seeing that salacious young socialite?”
“Why yes, Dick, I am!”
“Oh, you dog!”

by masokitty August 5, 2018

Wrinkled Salami

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*

Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run

by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011