Saimp 

The opposite of a simp.

Joe is such a Saimp, he doesn't do anything for Jane!

Saimp by MooMam312 March 9, 2021

Saiman Says 

Snake, Bhendilord, Lil Bhendi, Sai-man, Saimandar Waghdhare, Brown PewDiePie, CarryMinati's illegitimate son; one man, many names, Saiman Says is India's new gen Youtuber whose sole motive is to make India 'dank' as our supreme lord and prophet Luxxey Chaudhary had wished.

"Hello everybody, welcome to Saiman Says"

Saiman Says by ThisIsDefinitelyNotARedditor February 25, 2021

Sample Zombies 

Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.

A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.

Sample Zombies by andiego July 17, 2012

Sampfag 

A general pejorative used primarily in online communities, particularly gaming communities.

Etymology: Originally used in Chris Coutt's Tales for the L33T, an adaptation of Shakespeare's classic Romeo and Juliet for a generation more familiar with internet vernacular than Renaissance-era English. The phrase originated from a dialogue between Gregory and Sampson, the former referring to the latter as "Sampfag," a portmanteau of "Sampson" and "fag."

stfu sampfag

Sampfag by OrwellJames March 3, 2010

Saimasyndrome

It is an infection after getting to know Saima. She is a mystery and won’t fall for any man. It takes years of work and research to get close to her. Saima will make any confident man tremble. Her beautiful character, personality and sharp features will make you ponder and look at her in awe. Saima is one of a kind. She is unique. However the consequences of knowing her are far greater. As a day without her will get you day dreaming about her and your mind will always be occupied with memories of Saima. The memories you share with her are everlasting. There is no cure to this syndrome, the only advice is to hold onto her and not let her go.

I have the Saimasyndrome, I can’t stop thinking about Saima.

Saimasyndrome by Original Prick. June 21, 2019

sampling 

the process of taking brief segments of sound (from a song, movie or elsewhere) and using that sound to form another sound or musical piece.

Kanye West is known for sampling soul songs from the 70's and 80's.

sampling by djestouff April 17, 2006

Sampada 

A beautiful, funny, kindhearted person, who loves to have fun and go wild. A Sampada loves to look great every second of the day and is average height. A Sampada loves to hang with friends and would do anything for them.

Linda: no, its okay. i dont really want to go.
Hareem: omg, be more like a Sampada! ):

Sampada by domo-ish-awesome December 27, 2009