What happens when you drink Sailor
Jerry's rum. These are the three stages of being Sailor
Jerry Fucked.
1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene
shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you
don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.
That chick is Sailor
Jerry Fucked, she made out with that dude, punched her
friend in the face, and puked on her
shoes all in one hour.