Sailorism
A form of relgion based off of doing someone dirty. It can also be a serious condition in which people can not stop doing someone dirty, it is considered a very contagious disease.
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Sailorism
A socio-economic political ideal based on the concept of global warming and the oncoming melting of the polar ice caps which will cause the sea levels to rise drastically and force former land lubbers onto ships or to create island nations. Sailorism belief primarily refers to living out the neo-golden age of pirates in the flooded modern world and conducting pirate business in the sane fashion or ancestors did.
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Chin Sailors
Chin Sailors by smog&Dave April 28, 2009
Sailorific
adj.
A word that is commonly (or should be) used by Navy personnel and former Navy personnel when sarcasm is needed to describe something.
To denote that the present situation is reminiscent of government work.
To describe a man as being beyond flaming gay.
To describe the sludge some people serve as coffee that's so strong it'll wake the dead!
A word that is commonly (or should be) used by Navy personnel and former Navy personnel when sarcasm is needed to describe something.
To denote that the present situation is reminiscent of government work.
To describe a man as being beyond flaming gay.
To describe the sludge some people serve as coffee that's so strong it'll wake the dead!
Conversation as seen on Facebook (names have been changed to protect the not so innocent)
Former Navy Wife: Hey __"Guy in the Navy"__! Shouldn't you be off getting a tattoo right bout now? HAHAHAHA
Guy in the Navy: lol i wanna just can't afford a new one yet. Maybe next week :P lol
Former Navy Wife: you should get an anchor with a pair of lips on your bum so you can tell the Navy to kiss your @$$
Former Sailor: ‎*sniff* ya'll makin' me feel like I am still a sailor out to sea.
Guy in the Navy: isn't it great __"Former Sailor"__ lol
Former Sailor: It's fucken sailorific
(silence for about a minute)
Former Sailor: I can't believe I said that word
Former Navy Wife: Hey __"Guy in the Navy"__! Shouldn't you be off getting a tattoo right bout now? HAHAHAHA
Guy in the Navy: lol i wanna just can't afford a new one yet. Maybe next week :P lol
Former Navy Wife: you should get an anchor with a pair of lips on your bum so you can tell the Navy to kiss your @$$
Former Sailor: ‎*sniff* ya'll makin' me feel like I am still a sailor out to sea.
Guy in the Navy: isn't it great __"Former Sailor"__ lol
Former Sailor: It's fucken sailorific
(silence for about a minute)
Former Sailor: I can't believe I said that word
Sailorific by FormerNavyWife March 30, 2011
Sailors Mast
Purposley masturbating so furiously to the point of such exhaustion that you vomit all over your own erect dick at the point of orgasm.
Dude, i totally walked in on jamie puking all over his own dick.
ahh, pulling a sailors mast i see, I'm impressed, i assumed he was impotent
ahh, pulling a sailors mast i see, I'm impressed, i assumed he was impotent
Sailors Mast by Dickjob McHawkins May 26, 2010
Gentle Sailors
I told Sam I was shocked to see that Iggy the cat still had his gentle sailors. He informed me that they would be removed by the end of the month.
Gentle Sailors by Jasper Tomlinson February 26, 2009
sailors dream
Was dreaming about getting fucked by a whole navy crew and woke up to find I'd been batting off while sleeping and soaked my sheets in salty sea water goodness. Sailors dream
sailors dream by leviticus October 26, 2013
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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