Sailboater

A person who embraces the sailboat lifestyle. One who acts better than everyone else, by driving European cars or not waving to no one except people who have sailboats.

Because Norbert likes to sail all day and drive his volvo and never wave to people and act rude and snobby he is considered a Sailboater.

Norbert loves to go sailing and think nothing but of himself.

Branson is from Nantucket, it is the land of Sailboaters.

Boston is a safe haven for Sailboaters, but filled with many assholes. Because they sail.

by Kevin Baines March 14, 2006

Sailboat fuel

Another word for air. Smart ass remark truckers often give to cops.

Cop: What are you hauling?
Trucker: Sailboat fuel
Cop: Let's have a look

by zipp06 December 7, 2010

Sailboat tea grinding mill

The man sits with his legs stretched out. The woman sits opposite the man and places her hips onto him and spreads her legs wide apart. The man puts both hands under either her lower back or legs and draws her to him.

John: My wife wants a new sex position tonight and I'm out of ideas.
Jake: How about the Sailboat tea grinding mill? It's a rare position. I use it sometime with my wife and she loves it.
John: Never heard of it, but I'll give it a shot.

by WouldntYouLike2Know August 20, 2013

Sneaky Sailboat

A quite pleasurable sex act involving a "crew" of three consenting adults of legal age. In order to perform the Sneaky Sailboat, you need a Captain, a Wench, and a First Mate. The captain and the wench begin intercourse in the captain's quarters while wearing sailor hats. NOTE: it is imperative that the partners do the nasty while standing in order to create the "mast" for the actual sailboat. When the seaman is halfway to Port Jizztown, he lets out a hearty yell of "hoist the sails" at which point he throws a bed sheet over the wench's head, thus blinding and disorienting her. At this point the First Mate relieves the captain of his duties and brings with him the "sneaky" aspect of the event. In a manner similar to a Houdini or a Prestige, the Captain pulls out and leaves the room. The First Mate, who until this point has remained hidden, reveals himself, yells "Avast ye scurvy dogs!" and proceeds to steal the booty and dock his member in the wench's rear port. When properly executed, a Sneaky Sailboat can be great fun at parties, family gatherings and childrens' birthdays.

Captain: Dude, there's nothing on tv tonight, what should we do?
First Mate: I don't know we could always call that girl from the party last weekend and try and pull off the Sneaky Sailboat.
Captain: Yeah that's a great idea, and so wholesome too.

by captainjackoff October 16, 2011

Failboater

An expression often used in gaming cliques describing someone who consistently performs poorly OR does not always come through

Derived from Failboat, failboater is a word describing someone who is often on a boat of fail

"Ricky hasnt got a kill in over two whole games what a failboater"

"Sherry didnt come over last night, she never seems to have time for me anymore what a failboater"

by Shimmytomyleft November 24, 2009

Tijuana sailboat

When a man, attempting to hit on a woman who is much too young or much too hot for him, pops an obvious boner while wearing loose-fitting pants.

Omigod, Ashley, that creepy old dude would not stop talking to me. He just kept standing there in his old man pants sporting that pathetic looking tijuana sailboat. It was disgusting!

by The J Team May 18, 2016

Sailboat Shooter

When you stretch out your ballsack into a cup, pour in a shot of rum, and have a girl take the shot

by Anonymous August 21, 2003