9 definitions by Kevin Baines
A person who embraces the sailboat lifestyle. One who acts better than everyone else, by driving European cars or not waving to no one except people who have sailboats.
Because Norbert likes to sail all day and drive his volvo and never wave to people and act rude and snobby he is considered a Sailboater.
Norbert loves to go sailing and think nothing but of himself.
Branson is from Nantucket, it is the land of Sailboaters.
Boston is a safe haven for Sailboaters, but filled with many assholes. Because they sail.
Norbert loves to go sailing and think nothing but of himself.
Branson is from Nantucket, it is the land of Sailboaters.
Boston is a safe haven for Sailboaters, but filled with many assholes. Because they sail.
by Kevin Baines March 4, 2006
A person that owns a sailboat, who acts better than everyone else, especially on race day; one who thinks they are the king of the marina; someone who thinks driving european cars are better than anything else; someone who is a complete rude stuck up snob.
Norbert loves to sail. He is from Nantucket, Home of the majority of Sail Boat snobbs. He always thinks he is the boss of the road and the marina. Because he drives a European Car that is highly over-rated and sails. Which to him is better than anyone else can do.
Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.
Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.
by Kevin Baines March 3, 2006
A person that owns a sailboat, who acts better than everyone else, especially on race day; one who thinks they are the king of the marina; someone who thinks driving european cars are better than anything else; someone who is a complete rude stuck up asshole snob.
Norbert loves to sail. He is from Nantucket, Home of the majority of Sail Boat snobbs. He always thinks he is the boss of the road and the marina. Because he drives a European Car that is highly over-rated and sails. Which to him is better than anyone else can do.
Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.
Roy The Power Boater: (Walks past Sailboater) "Hey man how'ya doing?"
Norbert The Sailer: (Looks down real fast at his Sperry Top Siders) "arghhh"
Roy Power Boater: "Heyy mann, wtf you can't say hi? I was just trying to be nice!"
Norbert The Sailer: "Leave me be, I'm busy and I don't know you"
Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.
Roy The Power Boater: (Walks past Sailboater) "Hey man how'ya doing?"
Norbert The Sailer: (Looks down real fast at his Sperry Top Siders) "arghhh"
Roy Power Boater: "Heyy mann, wtf you can't say hi? I was just trying to be nice!"
Norbert The Sailer: "Leave me be, I'm busy and I don't know you"
by Kevin Baines March 15, 2006
a. noun
A skinny ass white boy who thinks he is hard. Who tries to dress of black hip-hop culture. And overtries to talk like a thug.
b. A caucasion that think's he is black. And can woop and other white kids ass. But when confonted by a thug he backs down cowerdly.
A skinny ass white boy who thinks he is hard. Who tries to dress of black hip-hop culture. And overtries to talk like a thug.
b. A caucasion that think's he is black. And can woop and other white kids ass. But when confonted by a thug he backs down cowerdly.
Wigger Bitch: Yo my name be Lee. We gotta pack heat around here to survive.
Skater Boy: Man fuck off you fucking wigger bitch, all's you got under there is your lil bro's water pistol! haha
Domineque: Yeaa boy, you right about that thurr...that mo fo' gun from Dollar Tree.
Skater Boy: Man fuck off you fucking wigger bitch, all's you got under there is your lil bro's water pistol! haha
Domineque: Yeaa boy, you right about that thurr...that mo fo' gun from Dollar Tree.
by Kevin Baines March 6, 2006
a. noun
A remarkabley fast GMC station wagon. Fully Equiped with plenty of cargo space for grocieries, fences, etc. Driven by over-protected mothers more than anyother/or occasionaly driven by the son of the house after being in an auto-accident with his real car.
A remarkabley fast GMC station wagon. Fully Equiped with plenty of cargo space for grocieries, fences, etc. Driven by over-protected mothers more than anyother/or occasionaly driven by the son of the house after being in an auto-accident with his real car.
Erazmo: His name is Michael, he drives his mom's Built for Speed around Food lion parking lot e'ry which'away.
Erazmo: Yea and he also wants to race my RX-7.
Robin Stanaway: Yea, see that car over across the way? That's the Built for Speed, and it just wooped my police cruiser's ass!
Nancy: I driveeeee one too.
Erazmo: Yea and he also wants to race my RX-7.
Robin Stanaway: Yea, see that car over across the way? That's the Built for Speed, and it just wooped my police cruiser's ass!
Nancy: I driveeeee one too.
by Kevin Baines March 6, 2006
a. noun
A white thug, who thinks he is gangster and hard. Even tho he is more than likely not. One who tries to steel like other thugs but just can't seem to do it. Why? because they can't blend into the night like they can.
A white thug, who thinks he is gangster and hard. Even tho he is more than likely not. One who tries to steel like other thugs but just can't seem to do it. Why? because they can't blend into the night like they can.
Wife: Honey, the TV isn't floating this time!
Husband: Yea, it's just Wug ass Timmy trying to steal it again, but he can't do it as good as Domineque. Because Domineque can blend in into the dark cause he black.
Husband: Yea, it's just Wug ass Timmy trying to steal it again, but he can't do it as good as Domineque. Because Domineque can blend in into the dark cause he black.
by Kevin Baines March 6, 2006
The stupidest of stupidest sports on earth. Where nothing but snobby assholes take part in. Where they park there beautiful European cars at the marina parking lot and then go sailing.
by Kevin Baines March 3, 2006