Saggy tities
Saggy tities by Broddik February 25, 2020
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saggy titties
Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.
"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"
"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"
"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"
saggy titties by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014
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a disgusting beverage that reminds you of sucking forth from old salty tits involving strong alcohol. : 1 part bacardi, 1 part Hawaiian punch
saggy titties by junior jay May 16, 2011
your nan's saggy titties
-saggy just how I like them
- when ur nan is old and her titties have no support anymore, a balcony bra can be helpful
-often said by wannabe roadgyal and roadmen
- when ur nan is old and her titties have no support anymore, a balcony bra can be helpful
-often said by wannabe roadgyal and roadmen
your nan's saggy titties by YEEHAW17172782 July 8, 2019
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