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Saggy Bag 

An elderly woman with really saggy tits, I mean really REALLY saggy.
Some dude: Our music teacher is such a Saggy Bag!
Another dude: I know right!
Saggy Bag by godishornyaf August 30, 2023
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Saggy Bag Drag 

When an older woman with saggy boobs, drags them across the back or arm of a younger man as she passes by trying to get his attention.
Dude, I just got a Saggy Bag Drag by that fifty year old woman. When I looked back at her she looked at me and smiled. Is she serious?
Saggy Bag Drag by Favretron January 5, 2010

soggy bag 

1. an old person.
2. a wrinkly person.
3. someone similar to a raisin.
4. a soggy person...
5. OLD!
EWWW. Look at that soggy bag! She's like a raisin!!
soggy bag by moustachegrl September 26, 2005

saggy baggies 

What you call a girls boobs when she looses about 150 or more pounds. They look great in a push up bra, but when u get her naked they look like deflated balloons and you have to make her put that damn shirt back on before you can skeet
Damn dud, my mom's friends daughter lost alot of weight and I all thought she was hot till I got her drunk and fukin hell if she didn't have saggy baggies and I had to run for the hills.
saggy baggies by the Marz June 28, 2006

soggy bag of dicks 

Being really mad
Hey Nick, how mad are you?
I'm as mad as a soggy bag of dicks

Nick nick nick

What a crazy guy

Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks
soggy bag of dicks by DDbja December 14, 2013

Saggy Bags 

What you would call a woman with extremely flabby and low-hanging breasts. Especially someone who should have much firmer ones.

Call Saggy Bags in Marketing and ask her if she finished that spreadsheet yet.
Saggy Bags by HD ADD May 5, 2007

Saggy bagger 

A male who has an average to below average sized penis yet insists on purchasing/using condoms made for an extra large penis (ie Trojan magnums) and in doing so creates a loose fitting or saggy condom when placed on their penis.
That saggy bagger seriously tried using a magnum on his five inch penis so I had to bail.
Saggy bagger by Allilue October 16, 2011
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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