This is When you decide that you want to enhance your sexual experience by either,
1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.

this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.

i saw a guy who had shagmuffin. he was dead.
do you want shag muffin? yeah my bell end loves chocolate

shagmuffin by Lewis Trinder March 10, 2007

SHAGMUFFIN

someone you lust over or find very attractive
someone sexy as hell !
someone with a FINE ASS
someone who enjoys crazy wild sex

1: dude, Kitty is a SHAGMUFFIN, she's GORGEOUS !!

2: WOW look at that SHAGMUFFIN

3:Chris-"man, that girl lat nigh was such such a SHAGMUFFIN we were all over the plaice !!"
pat-" haha nice!, i'd SHAG her MIFFIN! hahah"

SHAGMUFFIN by Patrick Sheehan February 24, 2008

Sagamuffin

Noun
A person with saggy, lackluster, tits

"Wow, look at that sagamuffin. She should really try investing in a bra."

Sagamuffin by Kaisea October 9, 2008

Swagmuffin

Someone with amazing and unorecedent amounts of swag

"Emily is such a Swagmuffin like wow"

Swagmuffin by swagmuffin527 January 26, 2016

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026