Urban Dictionary: Definitions by StrangeWords

Lafiggero

Someone who only has three fingers and/or toes.

I'm a Lafiggero

Merch

Someone who takes chicken from unsuspecting bystanders. They will eat and/or beat the bystander with the chicken that was once their own.

Get away from that Lapolamue!

Merch

A backpack that is too full with junk such as homework and lice.

Ugh, I have a geppidypack

Merch

A stapler that staples two staples simultaneously.

Oh dang, my stapler is a stapuut

Merch

A typical day except, many people are triggered.

My day was a susmual

Merch

Oh, that fequishire just trampled my Puffsus!!

Merch

Eww! J Lo just released a Murfusha perfume

Merch