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Saddle bag

rude, ugly, immature, asshole, window licker,. Can also be someone who is a dirty whOre.
people who are just saddle bags you write off and send them trotten!
Saddle bag by Rachelise February 8, 2023

Montana saddle bag 

The act of placing your balls on a penis to where both balls are on different sides of the shaft
You are the perfect size for a Montana saddle bag
Montana saddle bag by turd rainbow October 7, 2016

Blazing Saddle Bag 

While the male partner engages in intercourse doggy style with the female partner, the male partner's scrotum, covered in icy-hot pain reliever, smacks the vagina of the female partner repeatedly, causing a "blazing sensation"
"With the sudden change in temperatures, Sara had a screaming orgasm when she was hit up with the blazing saddle bag"
Blazing Saddle Bag by P Town May 1, 2006

john waynes saddle bags 

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps
my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

Saddle Bags 

are actually extra fat on the outter thighs not saggy boobs you D.A.
hereditary and usually occurs in horse riders
Saddle Bags by Linda May 13, 2005

Mexican Saddle Bags 

When a man lies on his back and awaits for his gay lover to enter him in the missionary position. The lover then takes the other man's balls and lifts them with his hand so that he may enter the fudge box. Once the erect meat whistle enters the log pipe, the balls then drape on both sides of the shaft, thus completing the "Mexican Saddle Bags."
Wow, I gave my boyfriend some "Mexican Saddle Bags" last night. We then watched the news and brushed our teeth before going to bed...oh yeah, I also came!
Mexican Saddle Bags by the "R" February 19, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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