saddlebagged 

When a man has his penis shot off and is left with only his testicles looking like saddle bags.

Greg was saddlebagged, and can no longer piss standing up.

saddlebagged by Killerrabbit November 5, 2013

Saddlebagged 

When your car is stuck due to a material pushing on the bottom preventing the wheels from getting traction.

A wedge pressing against the under carriage of a car.
Imagine a teeter totter only with a car for the board and seats.

A snow plow came past the drive way making a mound of snow. I tried to ram it but my car got staddlebagged. I tried to jump the curb now I'm saddlebagged.

Saddlebagged by Inconclusive Moke May 3, 2018

Saddlebagged 

Vehicle elevated by some unplanned means leaving vehicle tires without contact with the ground. Hopelessly stuck in a ditch.

We saddlebagged our truck on a huge mound of dirt and we were hopelessly stuck.

Saddlebagged by Hosay1958 February 8, 2019

Saddlebagged 

The act of someone screwing you over or putting you in a negative position.

Bro, I really feel like you just saddlebagged me.

Saddlebagged by Getting saddlebagged November 6, 2020

Saddlebagger 

A saddlebagger is someone who strategically drapes their testicles over another's nose so that one testicle resides on either side of the nose. The nose can be substituted for any other slender body part or object. Commonly used to insult another's character.

"Henry you fucking Saddlebagger"

Saddlebagger by Aeddonger February 14, 2017

saddlebagging 

Pornographic film genre involving busty nude women riding mechanical bulls. Saggy labias and breasts are usually preferred by the genre's devotees.

'Saddlebagging 3: The Battle of Bull Run' was a great erotic film!

saddlebagging by T-Trash Ho December 25, 2007

Saddlebagging 

When a guy puts on a pair of girls' panties and one ball drops down on each side.....thus creating...saddlebags...

Man...have you talked to Justin...he hasn't been OK since the breakup...I walked in on him wearing his ex girlfriend's panties saddlebagging it in front of the mirror crying listening to Beyoncé....

Saddlebagging by Thegyver February 26, 2017