When your car is stuck due to a material pushing on the bottom preventing the wheels from getting traction.
A wedge pressing against the under carriage of a car.
Imagine a teeter totter only with a car for the board and seats.
A snow plow came past the drive way making a mound of snow. I tried to ram it but my car got staddlebagged. I tried to jump the curb now I'm saddlebagged.
A saddlebagger is someone who strategically drapes their testicles over another's nose so that one testicle resides on either side of the nose. The nose can be substituted for any other slender body part or object. Commonly used to insult another's character.
When a guy puts on a pair of girls' panties and one ball drops down on each side.....thus creating...saddlebags...
Man...have you talked to Justin...he hasn't been OK since the breakup...I walked in on him wearing his ex girlfriend's panties saddlebagging it in front of the mirror crying listening to Beyoncé....
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"