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Definitions by Linda

senioritis

"The school doctor was here the other day, and he diagnosed me and five others with Senioritis. Man, this sucks."
senioritis by linda September 29, 2006

unisexual 

Person who only "does" themself.
"She's not bisexual or heterosexual. She only does herself which makes her unisexual".
unisexual by Linda August 17, 2006

johnny depp 

a total babe and is extremely talented. he has a band is an actor and has flawless looks.
watch any of his movies and i guarantee that you will fall in love with him.
johnny depp by linda May 13, 2005

Saddle Bags 

are actually extra fat on the outter thighs not saggy boobs you D.A.
hereditary and usually occurs in horse riders
Saddle Bags by Linda May 13, 2005

Rojewski 

A manchild of Polish descent who marrys a woman 15 years older than him for her money. Gets fired from 10 minimum wage jobs a year. Displays pride in his rotten, garbage filled rusted blue car. Is Extremely stupid, cheap, a liar, and whiney baby. One would have a better conversation with a rock, than with a Rojewski. Cheats on his Ruth 24/7...not a true Rojewski, but just as dumb, allowing herself to be used.

A "man" who's family are the original characters portayed in all Polish jokes past and present.
Waitress 1: "Hey, that wanky Polack ran out, without paying!!! effing Turd!!!"
Waitress 2: Oh, man! I do believe you've been Rojewski'd!!!


A Little ditty, sung in the tune of Squarebob Spongepants:
"Who would live in a Pineapple if it was freeeee?...Spongejim Rojewsssskkkkiiii...!!!"
"Who's stupid, cheap and has ADD..? Spongejim Rojewwwwwssskkkiiii."
Rojewski by linda April 30, 2005
A state consisting of unnatractive men who live off the past, with tiny minds and even tinier doo-dads in their pants.
Nice to meet ya..Oh, Sooo..your from Indiana? *runs away briskly*
indiana by Linda April 29, 2005
Humongous thighs that rub together and spark when one walks..usually attached to an obese woman.
oh..oh..I warned you not to walk close to those huge hamlegs, your coat is ablaze!!!.
Hamlegs by Linda April 29, 2005