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chat tampons

started by chatleader Thiviya somelastname, chat tampons is the coolest chat in the world, but it's making us all fail. But its still really really cool! JUST LIKE THIVIYA WHO WON'T LET ME HAVE SEX WITH HER.

topics that come up a lot in 'chat tampons'-
sex
masturbating
sex
sex
PENIS
and- PENIS!!!
clay penises, too. and rubber ones.

by linda April 4, 2005

Rojewski

A manchild of Polish descent who marrys a woman 15 years older than him for her money. Gets fired from 10 minimum wage jobs a year. Displays pride in his rotten, garbage filled rusted blue car. Is Extremely stupid, cheap, a liar, and whiney baby. One would have a better conversation with a rock, than with a Rojewski. Cheats on his Ruth 24/7...not a true Rojewski, but just as dumb, allowing herself to be used.

A "man" who's family are the original characters portayed in all Polish jokes past and present.

Waitress 1: "Hey, that wanky Polack ran out, without paying!!! effing Turd!!!"
Waitress 2: Oh, man! I do believe you've been Rojewski'd!!!


A Little ditty, sung in the tune of Squarebob Spongepants:
"Who would live in a Pineapple if it was freeeee?...Spongejim Rojewsssskkkkiiii...!!!"
"Who's stupid, cheap and has ADD..? Spongejim Rojewwwwwssskkkiiii."

by linda April 30, 2005

chocolate french

a french kiss with the added delight of chocolate =P

Britney: with a taste of your lips im on a ride... your choclit tongue slipping under...

by Linda August 23, 2004

Sweetnic

A cat or a kitten

When a cat or kitten is acting all sweet and innocent.

by Linda October 27, 2003

beez

cuz it beez like dat sum tame!

by Linda May 12, 2003

electrikk

omg. i. love. car. crashes. omg. i. love. guns. omg. polkadots.

get over yourself. you are not sex. robots are not cool. and guns aren't either.

magnetikk is the new lame.

omg. i. love. conor. oberst. he. is. the. sex.

by Linda December 11, 2004

ankle spanker

An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.

Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!

by Linda December 26, 2004