lying

An art that is very hard to master and dangerous to fail at.

lying is good for dealing with authority figures.

For example:

boss: Joe! Did you get that report finished?

Joe: Yes, I'll have it on your desk by lunch.

where Joe hasn't got the report finished.

by Darth Azule February 9, 2010

lying

making shit up

Mike: That Gonzo... he's always lying!

by Gonzo July 26, 2011

lying

what your girlfriend thinks your constantly doing.

GF:"where'd you go last night?"
BF:"i went to the movies with some friends."
GF:"your lying to me!" (cries)

by viktor vaughn December 25, 2007

lying

Something that nobody admits to doing, but something everybody does. Except me, of course.

Want to see somebody that mastered the art of lying? Just see our current president.

by smashdummies January 24, 2014

Lying

The ability to use the least amount of information (from the given truth), bend it to your will, add some bullshit to it, and add a dash of charm/reality-distortion field, while slowly changing the topic

Mom: Did you clean your room
Son: Yes i did, and it looks beautiful, as do you, can i have some dinner now

(while lying to his mom
In reality, all the son did was clean the visible part of the room that his mom could see, and quickly changed the topic)

by TMK2 December 23, 2011

Lying

Hiding the truth, something that a pathetic human being does.

“David had sex with Mary” “your lying because I know that isn’t true”

by Spadarcar June 12, 2018

lying

a master degree in communication sciences only for women, while men can't lie.

Woman: You are the most handsome man I ever knew.
Man: ...

Woman: Where were you?
Man: With friends, as usual.
Woman: You are lying.

by suildur September 29, 2010