Saater
Get the Saater mug.
Two-seater
A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”
I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.
Two-seater by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015
Related Words
Saater • skater • skater girl • skater boi • SkaterBoy • santeria • salter • skaterfag • Santeri • skater haters
skaterfuck
Marii:Whoa! Leah had such a bad fall off the skateboard! Dude she is such a skaterfuck
Leah: I’m to awkward to be a fuckboy and I’m too clumsy to be a skater boy, I guess I’m a skaterfuck
Leah: I’m to awkward to be a fuckboy and I’m too clumsy to be a skater boy, I guess I’m a skaterfuck
skaterfuck by Ranedrøp July 1, 2020
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
Kassie: Mick, I got the job!
Mick: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater!
Kassie: All you care about is video games.
Mick: Nah, babe! It's Tony Hawk's Pro Skater that you got the job!
Mick: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater!
Kassie: All you care about is video games.
Mick: Nah, babe! It's Tony Hawk's Pro Skater that you got the job!
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater by McMeddles February 7, 2014
skater
a skater is a person who knows how to skateboard. you don't have to have a certain style or look a certain way. f*ck the stereotype. a skateboarder is simply just riding a board and bein good at it. skateboarding is all about being yourself and expressing your own style. so if someone tells you that you cant skateboard cause you're "too basic" or you dont "look the part" then you throw the middle fingers up and say "i can do what the f*ck i want" but dont pretend you're something you're not cause its hella dope to just be yourself.
skater by seriously.doanollie June 25, 2019
beginner skater
boys or girls learning to skate because they love it
they usly know the names of a bunch of tricks, brands, and pro skater but ARE NOT posers
they skate cuz they love to (even if there not that good) not to impress anyone
dosnt always wear skater brands cuz they dont wanna be a poser
gets made fun of by poser, but the truth is that they are better than the poser at skating anyday
they usly know the names of a bunch of tricks, brands, and pro skater but ARE NOT posers
they skate cuz they love to (even if there not that good) not to impress anyone
dosnt always wear skater brands cuz they dont wanna be a poser
gets made fun of by poser, but the truth is that they are better than the poser at skating anyday
beginner skater: hey man can you show me how to do an ollie?
poser: no way! youll never learn to skateboard!
beginner skater *walks away sad and embrassed*
real skater:hey ill show you
beginner skater: cool thanks
real skater to poser: let me see you do an ollie
poser: uhhh...sure *falls on ass*
real skater: and you make fun of other people *sigh and shakes head*
beginner skater: *cant stop laughing HAHAHA
poser: no way! youll never learn to skateboard!
beginner skater *walks away sad and embrassed*
real skater:hey ill show you
beginner skater: cool thanks
real skater to poser: let me see you do an ollie
poser: uhhh...sure *falls on ass*
real skater: and you make fun of other people *sigh and shakes head*
beginner skater: *cant stop laughing HAHAHA
beginner skater by thatswhatellensaid March 25, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Overstand
Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026
Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026