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Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”
I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.
Two-seater by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015
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SatErday 

Noah: Yo kyLe what day is it.
kyLe: it’s SatErday bro.
SatErday by Mopw June 7, 2018

skaterfuck 

A combination of a fuckboy and a skaterboy
Alternatively, a very accident prone skateboarder
Marii:Whoa! Leah had such a bad fall off the skateboard! Dude she is such a skaterfuck

Leah: I’m to awkward to be a fuckboy and I’m too clumsy to be a skater boy, I guess I’m a skaterfuck
skaterfuck by Ranedrøp July 1, 2020

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 

An adjective used to emphasize high achievement in any professional field.
Kassie: Mick, I got the job!

Mick: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater!

Kassie: All you care about is video games.

Mick: Nah, babe! It's Tony Hawk's Pro Skater that you got the job!
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater by McMeddles February 7, 2014
a skater is a person who knows how to skateboard. you don't have to have a certain style or look a certain way. f*ck the stereotype. a skateboarder is simply just riding a board and bein good at it. skateboarding is all about being yourself and expressing your own style. so if someone tells you that you cant skateboard cause you're "too basic" or you dont "look the part" then you throw the middle fingers up and say "i can do what the f*ck i want" but dont pretend you're something you're not cause its hella dope to just be yourself.
douche:you dont even look like a skater
you:well i am so suck it
skater by seriously.doanollie June 25, 2019

beginner skater 

boys or girls learning to skate because they love it
they usly know the names of a bunch of tricks, brands, and pro skater but ARE NOT posers
they skate cuz they love to (even if there not that good) not to impress anyone
dosnt always wear skater brands cuz they dont wanna be a poser
gets made fun of by poser, but the truth is that they are better than the poser at skating anyday
beginner skater: hey man can you show me how to do an ollie?
poser: no way! youll never learn to skateboard!
beginner skater *walks away sad and embrassed*
real skater:hey ill show you
beginner skater: cool thanks
real skater to poser: let me see you do an ollie
poser: uhhh...sure *falls on ass*
real skater: and you make fun of other people *sigh and shakes head*
beginner skater: *cant stop laughing HAHAHA
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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