SkaterBoy 

1. Has flippy hair

2. Dresses in baggy clothes, hoodies and wears skate shoes

3. Is always carrying a skateboard, whether they're riding it or not

4. Is sexy as hell!

Girl 1: Oh look at that guy, he's so gorgeous!

Girl 2: O-M-G. No wonder...he's a SkaterBoy!!!

SkaterBoy by Sweet Kaytie June 20, 2008

Skaterboy 

A boy who wears huf, spitfire, cuffed dickies and always vans. There are different kinds of skater boys but you’ll most likely will encounter the movie buff, which will talk about pulp fiction or mid 90’s endlessly but there’s also the stoner skaterboy who never shows up to school. But without a doubt all types of skater boys CAN and WILL ghost you so watch out.

“Hey what happened to that one skaterboy you hooked up with?”

“Oh him? He doesn’t even have a bed frame. I’m actually glad he ghosted me, really dodged a bullet there.”

Skaterboy by Nobedframe October 4, 2019

Skaterboy 

1. Will break you heart, but their the hottest kind of guy out there.

2. The worst kind of person. (Seriously just awful people)
3. All the stereotypes are true ( won’t text back, fucks lots of girls, small dick, smelly dick, won’t hangout because he’s always skating)
4. Shitty at sex but always wants to fuck ( but they think their good at sex)

4. Wears socks that don’t match and dickies pants ( still they have the best style and can pull anything off)
5. Carries his skate everywhere (on the airplane, to your house, to class, to work)
6. Your parents will hate him (seriously hate him, their all pricks don’t be swayed by their uniqueness and kindness toward you at the start.)
7. Wont reply to your texts for days ( seriously will not text you back for 4 days and then text you back saying ‘hey sorry I was at a bank meeting or a family function’ )
8. Self obsessed crazy assholes ( seriously insane like actually crazy)
9. Probably will always be high

10. Either has long or flipppy hair or a buzz cut.

‘Hey Beth I’m talking to this new skaterboy he’s so hot!’

‘Let me see a picture!!’
‘Oh shit I fucked him last night... it was shit and he played deathgrips the whole time’

Skaterboy by Aaaayyyyooooo February 10, 2019

SkaterBoy 

SkaterBoys are The sexiest gorgous things to earth. But they some how always break hearts. They tend to make you fall in love with them then they crush you ther awesome to hang around with thoe and are so F*in sexy they have an awesome sense of humor and style the real sexy ones were girl tight pants even though most ppl would say thats emo well they do it to gosh if you havent met a skater boy u dont kno wat there like i culd die w/out them even though they can be purverted sometimes ther awesom and did i mention SEXY as hell especialy wen they are skating u got to see them then. Well laters to all u Skater. !SKATERS ARE SEX!

Hey you skaterboy your sexy.
B-Town skaters Brandon,Matthew,
Matt Matt,Joey,Nick,Andrew,Chris T.,Amilcar,Elias LiL Brandyn,o and my sexy Marvin,Louie,O & no i Didn get u my emo boy Marshall!
Woot Woot u have to meet these guys to see sexy !!

SkaterBoy by SkaterChic=Sexy sk8rs/emo boys May 28, 2006

Skateboard 

The good ol' plank o' wood. A skateboard is NOT a toy; it's a part of your fucking life, bro. Cruise to school, bomb hills, haul ass, eat shit, and learn a thing or two from and on your board. A skateboard has always been there. Get on and forget all the bullshit; enjoy the ride. You CANNOT use a skateboard as a fashion sense; if you do, you're a shithead. Thrash everything in sight and ride until you die.

Fuck doing homework. I have my skateboard.
Fuck doing drugs. I have my skateboard.

Fuck all this bullshit. I have my skateboard.

Skateboard by Fuck Love, Snort Drugs December 15, 2012

Skateboarding 

Stereo types aside, it's just a thing that some people like doing. Frowned upon by cops, business owners, and midle aged rich stuck up Bitchy women. You get kicked out of anywhere you can think off by just skating flatground.

HEY! THERES NO SKATEBOARDING HERE. YOUR DAMAGING THAT LEDGE!!!

But, we're skating flatground, though.

THATS IT, I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

Skateboarding by 75283skate March 24, 2011

Skateboarding is not a crime 

The expression is NOT a reference to people critical of the subculture, nor was it EVER used as an excuse for any real crimes committed by people on skateboards. It was responding to the growing numbers of towns in the 90s ban skateboarding in public, despite the number of people who rode bikes, roller blades, and, oh yeah, drove CARS just as unsafely as skaters skateboard.

Skateboarding is not a crime, so take the stick out of your ass.

Skateboarding is not a crime by Stillravenmad November 4, 2008