They’re the coolest ppl in the world because they’re fans of Sateen Besson. Don’
t mess with them, or they will stalk you and hunt you down and
roast the shit out of you. Otherwise they’re
good company.
“Ah, I
heard she’s a Salteen,
don’
t fight with her”
“He’s a Salteen bro, he must be soooo cool”
“I heard Salteens are bffs with Sateen Besson herself!”