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Salted Fish Community Services 

The best organisation to ever exist!
Titled SFCS for short.
People who don't believe in its supremacy should cease to exist.
Person 1: Do you believe in Salted Fish Community Services supremacy?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: No

Person 2 was awarded with $649873463728856472489657623746984375689 and Person 3 was never to be seen again...

Lightly Salted 

To be upset, agitated, or bitter towards someone or something. Like being salty but only a little bit.
"YOU MAD BRO!?!?"

"Alright I'm not gonna lie I'm lightly salted right now."
Lightly Salted by Kashmando August 11, 2014

George Salter Academy 

Utter shit school. Year sevens fly along the corridors like it’s a civil war and the plague is coming. The PE block stinks of shit and you can’t walk through without holding your breath. There isn’t even enough changing rooms for everyone. The toilets never fucking work and half the sinks don’t either. The loo roll gets stuck inside the damn holder. There’s never any soap to wash yer damn hands so no wonder the corona virus exists.

You can’t stand in the halls yet half the common rooms are never open. On the coldest days the heaters are broken and they have them on when it’s hella hot. I beg anyone reading this will remeber not to send their child here.
“George Salter Academy?”
“Damn shit school, littered with chavs and wannabe road men.”
salter is when you call the cops on all your opps
damnn thats a salter move whatta pussy
salter by bolton demon shit April 9, 2021

Salted Waffle 

Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.
Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...

Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!

George salter academy 

Actual hellhole. Yet it's still fucking freezing, even the devil would live in his own home (more than i can say for some teachers). Corridors smell like shit, just like the grades. Food looks like dead mangled cats and infected with stds. Ratty year 7s everywhere. Girls toilets look like there's been a murder in there. Don't even get me started on the boys, shit spray everywhere. Practically smell the bullshit flying around.
"have you heard of George salter academy?"

"I barely escaped"
George salter academy by thotticuss December 18, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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