S_arkic 

S_arkic is a german milsimer known for being an autistic cunt and dickhead towards other people.

Yo, that dude is just like S_arkic!

S_arkic by DickBlister03 August 27, 2022

EU's article 13 

Is an article of the EU union about banning stuff on internet i don't really care about that kind of things but they are practicaly banning memes so we should start a war.

Grandchildren: "How WW3 started?"
Me: "It all started with the EU's article 13 and when some old fucking idiots decided to ban memes..."

EU's article 13 by Yubux September 12, 2018

Noah's arking 

Shitting in the shower and watching in go with the flood

He shit in the shower and watched it go with the flood, he was noah's arking

Noah's arking by Maverick_007 January 6, 2022

Arsicle's 

A beautifully descriptive word for an otherwise unfortunate ailment, ie Piles, Haemorrhoids, Arse-grapes, Chalfonts etc.

A simple combination of Arse + Icicle.

HRH the Queen : Sit the fuck down will you !!

Arsicle sufferer: I would sit down your Highness but unfortunately my Arsicles are giving me the right 'ump

Arsicle's by weirdfish April 5, 2005

Aric's Law

AI is good at everything except what I do.

An example of Aric's Law - "I recently chatted with a VC who believed AGI was coming and would disrupt a lot of jobs, but not *their* job. Of course AIs could write code and review contracts. But making accurate, calibrated predictions about the future? *That's* uniquely human."

Aric's Law by Danack August 17, 2025

Sarkic Cults

Sarkicism is a religious/philosophical system that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs, and spiritual practices largely based on teachings attributed to “Grand Karcist Ion”, its deified founder. Adherents practice ritual cannibalism, human sacrifice, corporeal augmentation, thaumaturgy, and dimensional manipulation. Highly secretive, the general public appears to have no direct knowledge of their existence; the one exception being the CotBG, who views them in apocalyptic terms. Organic manipulation has allowed certain Sarkicites to achieve anomalous states of being, transcending the physical limitations of baseline humans. Disease is viewed with reverence and Sarkic shrines have been discovered with offerings of swollen lymph nodes and tumorous growths. Sarkic cults treat contagions as consecration, a means to "cull the weak" and purify the masses, and thus actively seek to ensure their spread.

Yikers, those Sarkic Cults peoples are weird.

Sarkic Cults by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019