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Sword Art Online by hey.look.niff.its.me December 11, 2018
Cram Sword
This piece of weaponry was created by a blacksmith using cram. The cram sword was made out of cram that was layed out for about a fortnight, making it harder than steel. Right now, the sword goes for 50 gold coins.
Cram Sword by JakeTheJew August 28, 2019
Booba sword
The Electro Archon's divine punishment sword that she pulls out of her "chest" and says "You will be inlaid upon this statue" from Genshin Impact.
Booba sword by thatssoboring July 17, 2021
Swood
Brett: "Hey Josh, you catch the new JonTron yet?"
Josh: "Yeah man, pretty swood!"
Kat: "Def not for grommets.'
Josh: "Yeah man, pretty swood!"
Kat: "Def not for grommets.'
Swood by Brettski89 July 13, 2014
shrodingers deuche
A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get
Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche
"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche
"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."
shrodingers deuche by Aqualite March 6, 2017
shrödinger's douchebag
shrödinger's douchebag is someone who will say something controversial, or rude and wait to see their reaction.
The shrödinger's douchebag will then stay with their Statment, or say "it's just a joke" After getting a bad response.
The shrödinger's douchebag will then stay with their Statment, or say "it's just a joke" After getting a bad response.
shrödinger's douchebag: Stacy is a fucking whore, I can't believe her.
Guy #1: Dude, what the hell?
shrödinger's douchebag: It's just a joke! Don't take it seriously!!
Guy #1: Dude, what the hell?
shrödinger's douchebag: It's just a joke! Don't take it seriously!!
shrödinger's douchebag by pancreas_Stabber_69 March 17, 2020
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square grouper
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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