A female sporting event, usually, held on Saturday nights (to be announced) at a variety of locations (typically bars and night clubs). Although, most picture an over-weight foul smelling predator of a female; these Swamp Donkeys are not your typical breed. These are a whole new breed of Swamp
Donkey. Our Swamp Donks' are smokin' hot women which any, potential, Swamp Wrangler would gladly have prey upon them.
Objective of the sport: Three separate matches involving two !!!HOT!!! chicks, minimally dressed, wading through the swamp (inflatable 6'X6' ring filled with a variety of liquid-like substances such as gelatin, pudding,
oil, ect.) in search of three carrots ( clear, flat, acrylic
carrot shaped items). Each match consists of three, three minute rounds in which, the donkeys must find at least one
carrot per round. At the end of each round, the
Donkey in possession of the carrot
will win that round. But in order to be declared the winner, one
Donkey must acquire three carrots. A fourth round is to be added if, necessary, to
break a tied match.
The event wraps up with a Swamp Wrangler match which includes one lucky spectator from the audience to get down with all six Donkeys in the Swamp.
So, if you'd like to be the next Swamp Wrangler, check your local bars and night clubs for the next Saturday Nite Swamp
Donkey Smackdown.
