Definitions by 3$K

Swamp Donkey Stalker 

A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!

Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!

Swamp Donkey Stalker by 3$K August 5, 2017

Finger Sprayed 

When a person is distracted while shitting and they wipe too early and shit all over their fingers while wiping.

Red was rushing his load so he could be caller #8 for free tickets to Boy George and "Finger Sprayed" his fingers.

Finger Sprayed by 3$K August 4, 2017