An ancient Indian tribe closely related to
Chief Big Nuts in the mountains of North
Carolina. These idians perfected the art of pimpin', sex in the
ass, and smacking the shit out of your bitch to make her shut the fuck up. They were true pioneers and should be celebrated once every year on National Smackahoe Day.
"Hey
sweetheart, did you know I was part
Indian?".... "No, what tribe".... "I'm from the Smackahoe tribe, bitch, now lean down and give me some
head."