Swackhammer
Yo dood! did you see Matt's Swackhammer in the changing room, you could belt nails into wood with that thing...
Swackhammer by matda59 June 22, 2009
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Kiki Stockhammer
Cool redhead that was spokesperson for NewTek's Video Toaster in the 90's and totally hot!
Today she has a punk band called Warp 11 and is still totally hot!
Today she has a punk band called Warp 11 and is still totally hot!
Kiki Stockhammer by Outwest December 12, 2008
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skankhammered
skankhammered by Daddy’o Rondog January 26, 2019
Swackhamer
I was in the pub yesterday and some big buffoon with bad hair was bragging about his natural tan. I swackhamered him by pointing out Cheeto orange wasn't a normal skin color.
Swackhamer by WTF is going on here? June 29, 2017
Swackenhammer
When one's medical practices are slightly "unorthodox" and usually requires use of a "special tool" that can cure anything. Often referred in a homosexual (or "queer") manner.
Swackenhammer
(1) John goes to the doctor:
Doc: " So what can I do for you today, John?"
John: " Well, you see doc, I've been having this ear...
Doc: (cutting John off) Take off your pants John.
John: "... wait, excuse me Doc."
Doc: "We have to find the root of your problem, John."
John: "Doc, its only an ear ache"..
Doc: "Now, now John, just be a good boy and take off your pants. Lie flat on your stomach on the table and lets see what we're working with."
**John hesitantly obeys**
Doc: "Now take a deep breath John"
**the sound of a zipper is heard**
John: "Doc, what are you doing.....wait! That doesn't go there!!!
John has just been swackenhammered!
(1) John goes to the doctor:
Doc: " So what can I do for you today, John?"
John: " Well, you see doc, I've been having this ear...
Doc: (cutting John off) Take off your pants John.
John: "... wait, excuse me Doc."
Doc: "We have to find the root of your problem, John."
John: "Doc, its only an ear ache"..
Doc: "Now, now John, just be a good boy and take off your pants. Lie flat on your stomach on the table and lets see what we're working with."
**John hesitantly obeys**
Doc: "Now take a deep breath John"
**the sound of a zipper is heard**
John: "Doc, what are you doing.....wait! That doesn't go there!!!
John has just been swackenhammered!
Swackenhammer by prisoner-OF-polk December 15, 2010
shockhammer
The shocker meets the jackhammer. The sexual act of a man repeatitively penetrating a woman's entry hole with rapid up and down movements similiar to that of a jackhammer + The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger)= the shockerhammer.
shockhammer by 330 Smitty December 9, 2008
Shwackhammer
1.) verb. negative.
When you get obliterated in an expected manner, by someone who would be the first one voted off the island.
2.) noun. negative.
A known underachiever fails to do their part in a group project.
3.) verb. positive.
When you overkill someone in a game or outplay them in a sport, or simply to whoop a man’s ass.
When you get obliterated in an expected manner, by someone who would be the first one voted off the island.
2.) noun. negative.
A known underachiever fails to do their part in a group project.
3.) verb. positive.
When you overkill someone in a game or outplay them in a sport, or simply to whoop a man’s ass.
1.) Oh brother, thank god you’re finally clocked in. It’s just been me and Samantha here at work so you know I’ve been gettin Shwackhammered all morning.
2.) Shwackhammer me once, shame on you. Shwackhammer me twice, shame on me.
3.) Did you see Jose talking shit right before Austin slapped the shit out him?
Dude Jose didn’t get slapped, that fool got Shwackhammered.
2.) Shwackhammer me once, shame on you. Shwackhammer me twice, shame on me.
3.) Did you see Jose talking shit right before Austin slapped the shit out him?
Dude Jose didn’t get slapped, that fool got Shwackhammered.
Shwackhammer by Mr_Robot_ January 5, 2022
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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