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Short form for "Stifle Until Shit Flies" (out of your nose). A softer, quieter version of "LOL" in the internet world. While cruising online at the workplace, professionals, ie: bank managers, sometimes come across humorous information online and can't laugh out loud at the risk getting caught by co-workers. They simply SUSF (stifle until shit flies), and hope no one notices them painfully holding it all in.

SUSF exporting levels from the nasal passage may vary depending on cold or sinus conditions.

1. While scrolling the thread, Gord noticed the picture posted from Newfoundland and immediately began to SUSF, desperately hoping his colleagues would not notice.

2. "Thankfully I didn't LOL, but I sure SUSF'd when I saw the list of popes", PK commented to Pauly.

3. Klingsor never LOL's or SUSF's.
SUSF by Rico Persson August 21, 2007
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Short form for "Stifle Until Shit Flies" (out of your nose). A softer, quieter version of "LOL" in the internet world. While cruising online at the workplace, professionals, ie: bank managers, sometimes come across humorous information online and can't laugh out loud at the risk getting caught by co-workers. They simply SUSF (stifle until shit flies), and hope no one notices them painfully holding it all in.

SUSF exporting levels from the nasal passage may vary depending on cold or sinus conditions.
1. While scrolling the thread, Gord noticed the picture posted from Newfoundland and immediately began to SUSF, desperately hoping his colleagues would not notice.

2. "Thankfully I didn't LOL, but I sure SUSF'd hard when I read that", Ricard commented to Pauly.
SUSF by _Persson December 25, 2008
Situation Unchanged, Still F**ked Up
Week before last week things were bad. SNAFU. Last week it was worse -TARFU, but this week, SUSFU!
SUSFU by skrivy January 22, 2007
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Person 1: Aye yo, you see that nigga over there?

Person 2: Yeah, what about him?

Person 1: That niggas giving me susface!
Susface by Listenheremychychyum April 16, 2010
The term susfuck is derived from the word sus, meaning to be suspect or suspicious, and the word fuck. It means that something is suspect as fuck.
At a Trump rally: “Yo, I’m not sure if that hair is a toupée, but it’s susfuck.”
Susfuck by Dahktdurhh ElB December 2, 2022

susfartfaceomgsusdfkkowlodjjfkdiedrnbtwiamdieing 

"susfartfaceomgsusdfkkowlodjjfkdiedrnbtwiamdieing" means time traveler from the future
Man 1: ARE YOU A "SUSFARTFACEOMGSUSDFKKOWLODJJFKDIEDRNBTWIAMDIEING"
Man 2: Yes i am
The act of being fucked ironically

Caught down real sussy
I want to be susfucked down wholesome🤤 my friend said this I swear
susfuck by RdAjx October 11, 2021
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