when you are in the wilderness and you have no food or water, so you are left to rely on jacking off, and drinking the hydrating fluid of your penis commonly called SEMEN. The act of eating your children will give you the strength to continue on your journey.

Bear Grylls has excellent survival instincts

survival by ilovephillip May 4, 2018

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Survival

A specialization used by Hunters in World of Warcraft, with a basis around causing critical damage and staying alive.

1. 0/27/34
2. That survival hunter has a high critical rate.

Survival by Eyonix June 30, 2008

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Survival!

A classic hunting scream often used by German YouTuber Gronkh during his survival let’s plays. Originated in his traumatic experience of playing “The Forest “ Los Forestos and having to hunt lizards for dinner.

Lizard: *existing, minding its own business*
Gronkh: SURVIVAL!
Lizard: *dinner*

Survival! by timmyisintrouble April 10, 2022

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Survival Crime

Stealing for self preservation.

Italy’s highest court of appeal ruled that stealing small amounts of food to stave off hunger is not a crime.

People pushes toward “survival crime” in order to eat.

Survival Crime by Adolf_Dripler March 12, 2017

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survival cut

A haircut well suited for a survival related situation. It is easily recognized by observing a shaven head. (Does not refer to shaven all the way to the scalp.)

guy:hey.
guy2:hey man, nice haircut.
guy:thanks, it's a survival cut.

survival cut by JORDrumm August 13, 2009