Strangle

Choke by putting hands or something else around the neck.

Strangle my mother and I'll spray your brains all over that wall.

by Rohan November 16, 2003

Strangle

Wow are trying really hard to justify that for some reason... I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm all for being allowed to murder anyone who could potentially be a threat. Like, stalkers. Perfectly fine with them being strangled to death.

Hym "No. You don't need to strangle someone to subdue them. Especially with 3 people on him. It only takes a few seconds to choke someone unconscious. Continuing to choke him AFTER he was SUBDUED AND UNCONSCIOUS is the reason he died. Why didn't he stop choking him? How is that not a clear case of negligent homicide? He should have known to stop doing what he was doing and if he didn't he shouldn't be intervening in the first place. Maybe he didn't care whether or not the guy died. But it's clear that you're all incapable being intellectually honest about it."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2023

strangle toe

When the Big Toe manages to squeeze through a newly formed hole in the sock, but then finds itself stuck there, being choked to death by the sock, until the shoe is removed and it can be manually released.

The strangle toe commonly occurs with men's dress socks, which are ridiculously thin.

See also double strangle toe.

I had the worst day at work today. I got strangle toe and kept having to go to the bathroom to remove my shoe and release my toe. I need to get some new socks before I lose a toenail.

by DudeWhat January 7, 2010

Strangle a badger

The act of Masterbating over someones Facebook Picture.

Guy 1: Im sorry man but i once strangled a badger over your Girlfriends Facebook....

Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!

Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.

by Captain1x January 19, 2011

Strangle Bate

Also known as autoerotic asphyxiation.

During masturbation, the masturbator will choke away his own oxygen to enhance the orgasm.

It is believed the pain/sensation increases the amount of chemicals released in the brain during intercourse, hence making it so much more fun by yourself.

I almost killed myself stranglebating last night. Jesus I need a girlfriend.

by Senshi March 1, 2005

Strangle Kojak

when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate

"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"

by simon June 18, 2006

Strangle the Dangle

Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.

Brb, I'm gonna go strangle the dangle.

by DaBigs11 July 8, 2009