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Stranglefuck 

1.) The act of strangling your lover into unconsciousness at the moment of orgasm in order to heighten the sexual thrill. Extremely dangerous since an overly enthusiastic practitioner may find his or her opposite propelled not into rapturous delight, but instead into eternity.

2.) An effective way of permanently dispatching an especially tiresome bitch.
1.) Whoa! I stranglefucked Britany the other night, and I came in her like a firehose, Dude. She freaked at first but now she wants to do it.

2.) I'd like to stranglefuck that stuck-up cunt and nut in her eye.
Stranglefuck by Dr. Diddle April 14, 2005
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Stranglefuck 

To hate-fuck while asphyxiating your "partner" (preferably from behind) with the intent to kill or maim. Not always with erotic intent.
The ending to that movie was so bad, I could just stranglefuck Jason Borne.
Stranglefuck by Beulah August 9, 2016

strugglefuck 

Awkward sex, in which the full range of motion required for deep penetration and proper rhythm is not available. Often rushed, spur-of-the-moment, and alcohol induced. Commonly performed in cars, closets, small bathrooms, and campers.
Greg: So how was it?

Jonny: Intense! We got locked in the trunk of Bill's car together and strugglefucked the whole way home!
strugglefuck by Jonny Zip January 4, 2007

Strangle-Fuck 

Verb: To be asphyxiated during the act of sexual intercourse, whether consentually or forcibly.

Derogitory title: A sexual deviant who asphyxiates others during a sexual act. Generally, the implication is that the act is not welcomed or consentual.
Brent was always so oddly polite and quiet. We were not surprised to learn he was a strangle-fuck.
Strangle-Fuck by CarridesthroughAZ January 28, 2015

Strugglefucking 

1. When one is having a particularly difficult time, usually because of a hangover.

2. When a dude's dick is extremely large and makes sex painful and/or difficult for the female.
1. Today is the actual worst, I am just strugglefucking through this day.

2. Sam's dick is soooo gigantic. Whenever we have sex, it's like strugglefucking.
Strugglefucking by mrs_smith27 August 7, 2015
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