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stranglehold 

1. (Wrestling) a wrestling hold in which a wrestler's arms are pressed against his opponent's windpipe.

2. complete power or control over a person or situation
His stranglehold is very good. He has been training for 4 years.
stranglehold by Sherlock2389 January 14, 2014
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Stranglehold 

An act where a stripper wraps her thighs around a patrons neck
That dancer has a stranglehold on tbat dude.
Stranglehold by RAMLANDGOAT January 19, 2018

Italian Stranglehold 

The monopoly that the Italian Cardinals had on the Papacy of the Roman Catholic Church, most lately from 1523 to 1978. Essentially minority control of an international entity for that minority's personal gain; "a government of the Italians, by the Italians, and for the Italians." This situation has also led to Italian control of the central bureaucracy (the Curia) that persists to this day. For the most part, the Italian Cardinals feel "Vastly Entitled" to this unique status; however the rest of the Cardinals seem to think otherwise, and have consistently elected non-Italian Popes since 1978. The last two Popes have let the Curia "do its own thing" (John Paul II never really understood it and ignored it, and Benedict XVI was more concerned with the trappings of power such as the color of his own shoes and obscure scholarly pursuits than with actually leading the Church).
The Italian Stranglehold led to much corruption in the Roman Catholic Church.

Dick Stranglehold 

Sexual Act ...to grab ones dick violently...as a means of pleasure....
Tonight when I get home I will Im going to give my self a dick stranglehold..
Dick Stranglehold by duhmanda October 21, 2012

strangledolphin 

The act of asphyxiating yourself whilst jacking off in a full tub. Bonus points if you can cum in your own nose, or, “blowhole”.
Dude I strangledolphin’d last night and even got my blowhole!
strangledolphin by Penisburgh August 3, 2023

Ninja Strangle Hold 

The act of doing a ninja ball behind someone with both hands and then wrapping them around someones face forcing them to breath in the gasses, thus causing them to first vomit from the smell, black out, and then fall on the ground and convulse.
Man I ate a huge bowl of chili, and I have been farting all day, so I snuck up on RC and did a ninja strangle hold. She vomited, passed out and convulsed. It was epic! Then I continued to Nazi stomp her.
Ninja Strangle Hold by Ichi_Oni June 19, 2009

stranglehodling

The act of owning shares of GME and AMC and refusing to sell until they reach the moon.
"How did so many dumb Redditors manage to accumulate so many tendies?"

"They destroyed Wall Street by stranglehodling, sir."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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