STEMPED 

to be stemped: to do a very stupid thing, be caught, and think up a crazy story and get off scott free.

Lee bower raped a girl and got stemped.

STEMPED by jermane November 25, 2006

my dog stepped on a bee 

used when when u dont have anything to say on a trial

kate: hey babe why'd u poop on the bed?
amberians: MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE UGHRGRH

my dog stepped on a bee by peirtu May 10, 2022

v card stamped 

the act of taking someone's virginity

"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"

v card stamped by pistolpj June 22, 2009

Turdal stampede 

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

Turdal stampede by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Stemmed the rose 

To have anal sex. The "stem" is the penis and the "rose" is the person's anus.

"You guys weren't getting paid to let the dogs babysit the sheep whilst you two stemmed the rose."

Stemmed the rose by factcurate June 9, 2020

stepped off the Golden

Figuratively: When a person commits suicide; literally: When a person jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Sit down, I've got some bad news! CJ has "stepped off the Golden"! Investigators estimate it happened early this morning.

stepped off the Golden by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021

Mushroom Stampede 

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.

Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

Mushroom Stampede by Turdnuggetbluntman February 9, 2010