SPOCKEM

This is the pinching of the nerves in the shoulder.
I'm going to Spockem.
Star trek, Spock, Vulcan massage!

Time to sleep Captain time for Spockem massage therapy.

SPOCKEM by PlutoKrazo July 4, 2019

Spocker 

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.

To boldly go where no man had gone before I gave her the Spocker.

Spocker by Bootface July 14, 2006

spockefeller 

A wealthy male caucasian with a penchant for geekiness and/or nerdery. Derived from "Spock" + "Rockefeller".

I almost hooked up with that anesthesiologist, but when he pulled out his Captain Kirk uniform I knew he was a Spockefeller.

spockefeller by Turd Snorkeler June 26, 2009

Spockmate 

Victory condition for an argument where only one participant cares about the point being debated.

"...so you see, Scotty's affectation of a Scottish accent in the original Star Trek is a reference to the dominance of the Scottish shipbuilding industry in the 19th century."

"Fine! Yes! You win! You have me spockmated! Stop talking!"

Spockmate by Logan Hawkes May 1, 2006

spocker 

Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.

"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"

spocker by Schneidy-Pie March 27, 2005

The Spocker 

Inserting one's index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in her anus. Similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
Two for the live long, two for the prosper

After beating the nerd for his Star Trek costume, I was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.

Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!

The Spocker by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

spocker shocker

Two in the gooh and two in the pooh.

You could see that girl was just asking for the Spocker Shocker.

spocker shocker by AmyRez January 16, 2007