So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.

To boldly go where no man had gone before I gave her the Spocker.

Spocker by Bootface July 14, 2006

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spockle

ye olde british pronounciation of sparkle. used by D&D nerds

that diamond doth spockle, Gelmar! let us steal it from the demilich.

spockle by Spaz De Kat January 12, 2009

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spockefeller

A wealthy male caucasian with a penchant for geekiness and/or nerdery. Derived from "Spock" + "Rockefeller".

I almost hooked up with that anesthesiologist, but when he pulled out his Captain Kirk uniform I knew he was a Spockefeller.

spockefeller by Turd Snorkeler June 26, 2009

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spockulation

Jumping to a logical conclusion which, though seemingly obvious, has failed to occur to anyone else.

It's my spockulation that these silicon nodules are actually the rock monster's eggs, so perhaps we should stop smashing them.

spockulation by iteration2 January 5, 2014

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