Splisher

A person who works in the washrooms at night clubs handing out cologne samples and towels for money.

The splishers in the washroom just suckered me out of $3 for a fucken paper towel.

by Brownya March 24, 2010

Bowl splasher

A huge shit. One that has enough force, to create a splash all the way up the bowl, usually after a late night.

Dean: How'd you find last night?
George: Was good, till i got home and had to do an absolute bowl splasher of a shit

by janman543 April 16, 2009

Two Pound Butt Splasher

When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.

"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."

by Robby K. December 20, 2005

Splished

It it used to some up the feelings of when you have met someone online and have yet to meet them in person. Where you are either in love/lust/flattered, eager to meet them - all from only online interaction

Girl: Why do you look so happy?

Guy: I've been splished and/or I am splished.

by missfine August 29, 2009

dick splasher

A whore with a vagina so loose that you can hear your dick splash inside.

-Would you have sex with Britney Spears?
-No man that's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
-Yeah you can probably hear your dick splash.
-She's a definite dick splasher!

by realmenofgenius February 17, 2009

splasher

The splash of water that hits your ass or nuts when you take a big shit and the water splashes back up

After that big poo the splasher made my whole ass wet

by Yourleftnut March 28, 2003

slisher

A fuzzy little man peach who always seeks moral high ground and never succumbs to the bottom feeder mentality of alcoholism.

"That guy really cares about people so much."

"Yeah he's a real Slisher, that fucking cunt."

by ClapDemCheekies June 28, 2019