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soothe

Appropriate response after hearing a compliment. Used in a way similar to "burn", but is used after a compliment rather than an insult.
Person 1: "Dude, you look nice today."
Person 2: "Thanks!"
Person 3: "Soothe!"
by veryumble March 16, 2012
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soothe your boobs

An alternate way of saying 'calm your balls', or simply 'calm down'. Used when someone REALLY needs to eat a Snickers, but there are none available.
"Can you seriously believe what just happened?!" "Whoa, soothe your boobs, it's not a big deal."
by Purple Derple February 16, 2017
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soothe my soul

smoked thee bombudd;high;dank
damn,that green sure does soothe my soul,lets get lifted
by BoMbuDD=] July 29, 2009
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Kool n' Soothe Slapsies

A game in which Kool n' Soothe cold compress pads are used for the enjoyment of many. The aim of the game is to hit a body part of another player

5 points for a headshot
10 points for a cunt or cock shot
3 points for arms
2 points for chest/ stomach

alternatively, just try to inflict as much cold pain as possible.....enjoy
Kool n' Soothe Slapsies - the coolest game in the world
by Bicybagz+Tisticles January 3, 2006
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Self-soothe

Self-soothe

Verb:
(very much a doing word).

(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.

Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.

Primary Definitions.

Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.

New Age Defintion

2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.

Most Common Defintion

3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.
1. " He / she / they/ .. have really p7 everyone just f**k off for 10 mins while I self-soothe."

2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.

3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.
by Selfsoothe October 22, 2019
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Southern asstray

While smoking a cigarette or a cigar discard your ashes in a females ass when you are finished suck the ashes out and feed them to her like a momma bird would do to her chicks
If your giving a southern asstray make sure she doesn't fart!!!
by Candyshop2014 October 22, 2013
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southern surfboard

A very risky maneuver when you go out on the swamp and find yourself a gator. Once you get on that gator, you risk your tootsies by dangling them over the mouth hole of that gator.
Me and my cousin snuck out to go southern surfboarding this weekend down in the glades.
by Welcometothegame2markiplier April 14, 2019
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