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soothe your boobs
An alternate way of saying 'calm your balls', or simply 'calm down'. Used when someone REALLY needs to eat a Snickers, but there are none available.
soothe your boobs by Purple Derple February 16, 2017
Related Words
soothe my soul
soothe my soul by BoMbuDD=] July 29, 2009
Kool n' Soothe Slapsies
A game in which Kool n' Soothe cold compress pads are used for the enjoyment of many. The aim of the game is to hit a body part of another player
5 points for a headshot
10 points for a cunt or cock shot
3 points for arms
2 points for chest/ stomach
alternatively, just try to inflict as much cold pain as possible.....enjoy
5 points for a headshot
10 points for a cunt or cock shot
3 points for arms
2 points for chest/ stomach
alternatively, just try to inflict as much cold pain as possible.....enjoy
Kool n' Soothe Slapsies by Bicybagz+Tisticles January 3, 2006
Self-soothe
Self-soothe
Verb:
(very much a doing word).
(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.
Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.
Primary Definitions.
Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.
New Age Defintion
2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.
Most Common Defintion
3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.
Verb:
(very much a doing word).
(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.
Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.
Primary Definitions.
Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.
New Age Defintion
2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.
Most Common Defintion
3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.
1. " He / she / they/ .. have really p7 everyone just f**k off for 10 mins while I self-soothe."
2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.
3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.
2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.
3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.
Self-soothe by Selfsoothe October 22, 2019
Southern asstray
While smoking a cigarette or a cigar discard your ashes in a females ass when you are finished suck the ashes out and feed them to her like a momma bird would do to her chicks
Southern asstray by Candyshop2014 October 22, 2013
southern surfboard
A very risky maneuver when you go out on the swamp and find yourself a gator. Once you get on that gator, you risk your tootsies by dangling them over the mouth hole of that gator.
southern surfboard by Welcometothegame2markiplier April 14, 2019
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