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An alternate way of saying 'calm your balls', or simply 'calm down'. Used when someone REALLY needs to eat a Snickers, but there are none available.
"Can you seriously believe what just happened?!" "Whoa, soothe your boobs, it's not a big deal."
by Purple Derple February 17, 2017
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A generalized figure skating move that doesn't actually exist, used by people who know nothing about figure skating to describe fancy jumps.
"Whoa, did you see that? That was one of the best triple toe pretzels I've ever seen in a competition like this."
by Purple Derple February 12, 2017
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