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Some guy with totalitarian dreams 

My future right hand man in political terror.
Oh my god, it's some guy with totalitarian dreams. For the love of god, don't annoy him.

Just Some Guy Without A Mustache 

Just some guy without a mustache who hasn't seen sunlight or had friends in several years.
@Just Some Guy Without A Mustache Why tf are you everywhere?!

just some guy without a mustache 

Just Some Guy without a Mustache is a God who you'll find on every good YouTube video you watch. There has been speculated that the only thing he does is watch YouTube and comment on every video for all eternity.
Person 1: boii I saw just some guy without a Mustache again. He had the top comment on the video I was watching.
Person 2: what? Again! He is everywhere these days!

Just some guy without a moustache 

the 2 CEO of just some guy organization where their main job is to comment on literally all the youtube videos you watch.
you probably will see these 2 guys on any youtube videos you watch.
your homie: hey do you have ever heard of just some guy without a moustache

you: he's literally everywhere on the comment section how I wouldn't know

and then I totally stabbed some guy 

the new "and then i found five dollars"
an expression used to salvage a bad story
"so yeah i had this dream and you were in it and we were in this car but it looked really weird and there was a talking fish and it was just like...woah......"

-silence-

....and then i totally stabbed some guy

woah, some guy just shat himself 

Why are you looking this up? The definition is basically the fucking title. You shitfaced fucking narwhal.

This phrase is what you would use to express the fact that some guy just left a shit in their pants.
"Woah, some guy just shat himself, wanna go sniff it and put it on the black market?"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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