solipsist 

(noun)-a person who believes he/she is the center of the universe

See also: cockbunny

My girlfriend is a solipsist.

solipsist by The Morning Star December 28, 2005

solipsist 

Someone who only perceives their own feelings, thoughts, and awareness of the world around them. For the solipsist, no other ways of perceptions or thinking is possible in the solipsist's mind, where in this solipsist's mind the notion is closed or terminated that any other mind exists but that of the solipsist and their limited and restricted view of the world.

The solipsistic person believed that her experiences and conclusions are representative of everyone's experiences and conclusions. She tended to see everything she experience in terms of herself and her own needs - personalizing what she saw regardless of the fact that her endless personalization of what she saw didn't make contextual sense.

solipsist by Dictionary2022 November 28, 2022

solipsist 

a person who straddles two lanes while driving or two spaces while parking his / her car; also, a person who uses the last of the toilet paper and doesn't replace it with a new roll

What kind of solipsist parks his car perpendicular to the lines, taking up three spaces?

solipsist by Bertrand Russell's brother June 2, 2011

solipsist 

Me Me Me Me Me & Em

I, believing in [solipsism, am therefore, a solipsist.

solipsist by r0ckhouse June 5, 2004

Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void 

Tweets / Twitter Messages of no importance, relevance or interest

1st Tweet: Im painting my toenails right now
2nd Tweet: a rilly awesome color

3rd Tweet: Duz N E 1 want 2 C pixxx
4th Tweet: Jelis H8TRS!!!

Obviously Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void!

Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void by sarasplayroom.com July 31, 2009

Soliosis 

Extreme curvature of an erect penis.

"Damn, Devin has some mean Soliosis, how does he even fuck?"

Soliosis by moabbee September 13, 2011

solipsism 

Philosophical theory which holds that everything is a product of my mind. Given a mention in George Orwell's 1984, lending it greater recognition than it otherwise would have enjoyed. Now used as a synonym for self-absorption.

That philosopher is such an f'ing solipsist.

solipsism by Dr. Paulus August 5, 2005