Smash you
Smash you by Gurpal Singh December 9, 2008
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smash you up bruh
A term used to describe when an individual threatens to beat someone else up. It originated from the streets of Detroit.
John: Hey Paul, did i mention i banged your girlfriend last night?
Paul: You better be lying or else I'm gonna smash you up bruh
Paul: You better be lying or else I'm gonna smash you up bruh
smash you up bruh by matt139 November 10, 2012
Detroit Smash you
The act of someone pounding another someone so goddamn hard it results in an {anime} scene (My Hero Academia).
Detroit Smash you by TheMinorityOfGamersWhoUseUB June 12, 2018
i will full smash you bro
A threat that is used predominatly by people who are definately not going to inflict any damage of any kind upon you. Found mostly to be used by a vietnamese and a half asian kid residing in Melbourne, both who have done plenty of smashing.
i will full smash you bro by bigjules May 6, 2006
i'll smash you cunt
When you piss someone off so bad, they would usually come over to you and say "i'll smash you cunt". Often used with "ya" instead of "you?
i'll smash you cunt by Spendigitty dawg November 4, 2019
you tryna smash?
you tryna smash? by Insatiable April 13, 2016
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