Smash you

Used by many asians in the London Area meaning violence against another person.

Jee Dot: oi i heard you want beef with my cousin.

N Dot: yo j dot imma smash you man

Smash you by Gurpal Singh December 9, 2008

smash you up bruh 

A term used to describe when an individual threatens to beat someone else up. It originated from the streets of Detroit.

John: Hey Paul, did i mention i banged your girlfriend last night?
Paul: You better be lying or else I'm gonna smash you up bruh

smash you up bruh by matt139 November 10, 2012

Detroit Smash you 

The act of someone pounding another someone so goddamn hard it results in an {anime} scene (My Hero Academia).

Boy: im finna Detroit smash you girl.

Detroit Smash you by TheMinorityOfGamersWhoUseUB June 12, 2018

i will full smash you bro

A threat that is used predominatly by people who are definately not going to inflict any damage of any kind upon you. Found mostly to be used by a vietnamese and a half asian kid residing in Melbourne, both who have done plenty of smashing.

Jimmy: I will full smash you bro!
Jules: I will full smash YOU bro!
(begin pushing each other)

i will full smash you bro by bigjules May 6, 2006

i'll smash you cunt 

When you piss someone off so bad, they would usually come over to you and say "i'll smash you cunt". Often used with "ya" instead of "you?

Give me my vita-gummies, or i'll smash you cunt!

i'll smash you cunt by Spendigitty dawg November 4, 2019

you tryna smash?

What you ask someone when you think they are hinting at wanting to have sex.

Tiffany: Hey mark wanna see my new bed sheets?
Mark: You tryna smash?

you tryna smash? by Insatiable April 13, 2016

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