SMALLPUNK

1. Smallpunk, noun.

A subgenre of adventure tropes which features small (usually under 1ft) creatures adapting to a big (i.e., human-sized) world.

2. Smallpunk, adjective.

Pertaining to, or being part of, the smallpunk genre.

"Smallpunk is such a cool esthetic,

Using rulers and tinker toys to build bridges, thimbles become cups, scalpels become mighty glaves!"

SMALLPUNK by -Rat- September 20, 2024

mallpunk 

See also: mallcore. Someone who dresses "punk"(usually all black, with studs and chains, died black hair) but listens to crappy bands like Simple Plan, New Found Glory, and other Mallcore bands. This person usually has no idea why they dress this way other than it goes against "the man" and is the way they saw a REAL punker dress. Also thinks they are punk because they listen to Green Day, and usually has no idea who Clash, Ramones, Sex Pistols, or Black Flag are. Hangs out at the mall, where they only shop at Hot Topic.

You guys see that Mallpunk over there? I bet he likes to bump the new Good Charlotte record in his mom's minivan.

mallpunk by Jon December 24, 2003

smallmungous

1. One who is of normal proportions.
2. Having both the characteristics of humongous and small.

He was a man of smallmungous proportions.

smallmungous by Kevin Peterson 'KP' October 21, 2005

mallpunk 

an advocate of modern punk which really isnt punk at all. someone who supports the mtv punk musicians rather than the original 70s punk rebellion concept of a way of life, rather than a genre of music. someone who claims they are punk, but would rather waste their time hanging around a mall kissing ass than be an actual punk. a hot topic fly.

look at that mallpunk scalping tickets for a good charlotte concert.

mallpunk by clockworkjaws December 29, 2005

Smallpenisary 

General petty and wholly unnecessary one-upmanship.

The term is derived from the fact that partakers in such tomfoolery are usually trying to compensate for the fact that they have very small peni.

Situations where people could be accused of indulging in smallpenisary:

Louis: Right, I'm going to set my alarm for ten past eight. What time are you getting up, Tim?
Tim: Hmm, I think I'll set my alarm for, let's see, 8:09.

Ian: Oh, what lovely mashed potatoes! And just the right amount, too! Louis, are you not going to finish yours? Can't you manage them?
*Louis is stuffed and looks sick*
Ian: Well, I think I've just got room for some fruit! I'll have a satsuma.
Louis: Well in that case, I'll have a bag of satsumas.
*Louis proceeds to "down" a good ten satsumas*

Smallpenisary by The T Meister October 28, 2005

mallpunk 

Posers who think they're punk because they buy cloths from Hot Topic and don't even know who the hell are The Clash, Romones, Sex Pistols, and black flag are. they like bands like New Found Glory, Good Charlotte, Simple plan, ect. Little sterotypical bastards.

Mallpunk: Lyke Omg! I'm so punk casue I bought this wrist band from hott topic!

Being punk isn't about the way you dress, it's about beign rebelious, protesting if you don't like something, and not caring of what others think.

mallpunk by Saint Nikki January 6, 2005

mallpunkemo 

A form of poser "emo kid". Used for those annoying, eyeliner-wearing kids who just WORSHIP Hawthorne Heights, My Chemical Romance, The Used, and Panic! At the Disco and think they're "totally emo" because of it. They tend to go malling alot and shop at Hot Topic. Mallpunkemo kids slit their writs... alot. What people who don't know what emo is think of emo as.
Throw sharp objects at these kidds.

mallpunkemo kidd: i lissen 2 hawthorne hytes an luv dem an i slit mi rists soz i must b emo!
me: stay the fuck away from me.

mallpunkemo by voodoodawlrawr April 15, 2006