Professor Phil to Class: "As case in point, Matt from Pittsburgh has really small hands that make his
peter look very large. This is also referred to as Small Hands, Large
Peter. For those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. This
will come in "handy" when you need to find your partner. Oh, handy, no pun intended"
Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends
peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."