Skipped

When you find a creative way to walk out on a restaurant check

*based on the future TV series "Skipped"

Owner- Hey, that guy never payed his bill!

random customer- I think you just been skipped.

by P-Me$$ May 28, 2009

Skipped into a wall

To inflict great bodily harm upon oneself while in a state of severe inebriation

A: Dude, what happened to her? Looks like she broke her leg.

B: Oh, you didn't hear?

A: No.

B: She went out drinking with some coworkers Saturday night, got completely tanked and totally skipped into a wall.

by SwampRob November 4, 2011

skippin'/skipped

The lingo used describing a lapse (or possibly many lapses) in time while using drugs, commonly experienced after long bouts of skatin' (using the drug form of meth known as *ice/clear*). These moments, more often than not, cannot be recalled unless reminded about from a friend, one whom witnessed the skipped time in question, when there was such a 'skip in time' for the user.

"Man, I didn't even realize we went to the store until you said something to me. I totally don't remember driving to the store, leaving the place or coming back. I must be skippin'!! Last thing I recall is that I wanted to get a drink and then here I am with a soda watching T.V.....damn dude, I must've completely skipped that ride! How long were we at that store anyway?"

by Athena_Leigh August 7, 2005

Vinyl skipped a groove

To forget something that should be obvious. A brain fart.

Monica: I thought you said we were going to hang out Friday?
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.

by Guess Who?????? September 12, 2014

Doktor Skipper

Commentary YouTuber

Low-key, I thought Doktor Skipper was a real bird.

by KRJ_YT May 14, 2021

Part Skipper

A word for when a weeb wants to be a dingus to someone who watches jojo by saying that they skipped parts

You can’t send jojo related memes, part skipper you haven’t watched that part yet!

by naviiii September 2, 2019

slipped a mickey

Slang term for a drink laced with a drug (especially chloral hydrate) given to someone without their knowledge in order to incapacitate them.

NotDave had been handcuffed to his own bed by one of Steve's girls who had slipped a mickey to him earlier in the night.

by Nomynameisnotdave January 4, 2009